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May 07, 2009

California, dispensaries, drug czar, ONDCP, satire


Former drug czar John Walters may be out of government, but that doesn't stop him from taking his anti-marijuana zealotry to the masses.

Yesterday, he appeared on CNN to debate Harvard economist Jeffrey Miron on the merits of ending marijuana prohibition. Dr. Miron had little trouble tearing apart Walters' arguments, but one statement of Walters caught my attention.

At 6:53 in the clip below, Walters begins a tirade about medical marijuana in California, saying "it has been reported in the news" that there are more medical marijuana dispensaries in San Francisco than there are Starbucks coffee shops.

What Walters says is technically true -- that lie has indeed been reported in the news. What he fails to mention is that the source was none other than John Walters. And those news reports were widely dismissive of Walters' fib. Both Starbucks and the San Francisco Department of Health refuted it.

But by cleverly distancing himself from his own lie and attributing it to "the news," Walters is free to repeat it as much as he wants without ever being held accountable.

It's as if I were to assert in this post that John Walters was the inspiration for the movie "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," and some other blogger picked it up and posted it. That way, I could go on and on about Walters' reported retarded sexual development and just conveniently fail to mention that I was the one who first reported it.

But of course, that's ridiculous. John Walters' offense isn't sexual immaturity. It's that he's a liar.